An Ode To Stardom

She's just like everybody else.
A regular 'People's Favourite'.
A nice girl.

She's boring
inoffensive
and hurrendously cringeworthy.
And that was BEFORE you read her Twitter.
@luciejones1

nanyte :) x
8:08 PM Nov 19th from mobile web
What's that Lucy? Night time? I bet you had actually gone to bed at ten past eight. ROCK N ROLL. You're as rock N roll as Louis Walsh. But that doesn't make you a bad person. Just a shit one. Kiss.


is at a gig with mcfly...love it =] x
5:46 AM Nov 14th from web
That's two 'smileys' already. And a nod to McFly. *BANG*


is online in barnsley and sheffield tonight =]
xx hope youre all well!!xx
1:44 PM Nov 18th from web

Living the life of a star. Yorkshire is
the place to be. Clearly.

Lucie Jones is a boring mother fucker.
Follow her.
She good, mama.




Today i followed JLS, Alexandra Burke, Diana Vickers and Badlashes.
Look at how good my life is...
It's almost as good as Lucie's. But not quite.

So far, she's played in Swansea, Brighton, Newcastle, Harrogate and Stockport.
What a life, ey?









For tweets like this....

Stinky nickers get ur ass here dude!!! u nobed.........i love you!!!!
2:35 PM Nov 18th from web

Follow the, seemingly drunken, @RuthLorenzo1
Remember El Breasties from last year?

Lucie's Twitter

Ruth's Twitter