A regular feature:
When writing an essay, it is advised that you refrain from talking in the first person where possible. It makes for clumsy reading and may undermine the point you are trying to make. When writing an article, it is adviseble that you talk in the first person when needed, but without coming across as self-centred. When you're a voiceover character on a Cable television show, the more you talk about yourself, the better. The more you talk about what you had for breakfast; where you were on a particular day; who you particularly fucked; empowers you. And draws away from the fact that you are a total cock.
Ladies and gays.
She is clingy. Needy. Self-obsessed.
And a cheat.
People always forget that.
Carrie Bradshaw.
So here is one of my favourite 'I FUCKING HATE YOU' moments:
1. The one where she turns up in 'le' beret and a cringe-fest ensues.
Thinking she's 'le' hillarious,
bitch bounces in like a total 'le' douche-bag, thinking she's Queen of 'le' world,
and throws a perfectly good big mac at 'le' Big. BigMac fans of the world unite in my hate.
He should have cut her out of his life whilst he still had the chance. Aggressive behaviour from a partner should never be tolerated.
She chucked a big mac.
She should of been chucked for 'le' good.
Notice how annoying my use of 'Le' is.
Now imagine a Bitch in a red dress and a beret.
Put the two together.
Welcome to Discomfort.
"If things get real bad i'll move to Paris and write Le Sex and Le City."
Things were real bad, gal.
When writing an essay, it is advised that you refrain from talking in the first person where possible. It makes for clumsy reading and may undermine the point you are trying to make. When writing an article, it is adviseble that you talk in the first person when needed, but without coming across as self-centred. When you're a voiceover character on a Cable television show, the more you talk about yourself, the better. The more you talk about what you had for breakfast; where you were on a particular day; who you particularly fucked; empowers you. And draws away from the fact that you are a total cock.
Ladies and gays.
She is clingy. Needy. Self-obsessed.
And a cheat.
People always forget that.
Carrie Bradshaw.
So here is one of my favourite 'I FUCKING HATE YOU' moments:
1. The one where she turns up in 'le' beret and a cringe-fest ensues.
Thinking she's 'le' hillarious,
bitch bounces in like a total 'le' douche-bag, thinking she's Queen of 'le' world,
and throws a perfectly good big mac at 'le' Big. BigMac fans of the world unite in my hate.
He should have cut her out of his life whilst he still had the chance. Aggressive behaviour from a partner should never be tolerated.
She chucked a big mac.
She should of been chucked for 'le' good.
Notice how annoying my use of 'Le' is.
Now imagine a Bitch in a red dress and a beret.
Put the two together.
Welcome to Discomfort.
"If things get real bad i'll move to Paris and write Le Sex and Le City."
Things were real bad, gal.
See?
she fared much better in hocus pocus.
ReplyDeleteHUGE Carrie Bradshaw fan, right, but i agree with you about le disaster of showing up at le bigs apartment like le daft bint
ReplyDeleteALSO that episode where she cleverly gets Aidan to forgive her by saying "you have to forgive me" about twenty consecutive times. Poor show, Carrie. POOR. SHOW.