An Ode To Stardom

She's just like everybody else.
A regular 'People's Favourite'.
A nice girl.

She's boring
inoffensive
and hurrendously cringeworthy.
And that was BEFORE you read her Twitter.
@luciejones1

nanyte :) x
8:08 PM Nov 19th from mobile web
What's that Lucy? Night time? I bet you had actually gone to bed at ten past eight. ROCK N ROLL. You're as rock N roll as Louis Walsh. But that doesn't make you a bad person. Just a shit one. Kiss.


is at a gig with mcfly...love it =] x
5:46 AM Nov 14th from web
That's two 'smileys' already. And a nod to McFly. *BANG*


is online in barnsley and sheffield tonight =]
xx hope youre all well!!xx
1:44 PM Nov 18th from web

Living the life of a star. Yorkshire is
the place to be. Clearly.

Lucie Jones is a boring mother fucker.
Follow her.
She good, mama.




Today i followed JLS, Alexandra Burke, Diana Vickers and Badlashes.
Look at how good my life is...
It's almost as good as Lucie's. But not quite.

So far, she's played in Swansea, Brighton, Newcastle, Harrogate and Stockport.
What a life, ey?









For tweets like this....

Stinky nickers get ur ass here dude!!! u nobed.........i love you!!!!
2:35 PM Nov 18th from web

Follow the, seemingly drunken, @RuthLorenzo1
Remember El Breasties from last year?

Lucie's Twitter

Ruth's Twitter

An Ode to Patrick, Virginia and Wikipedia

My sister, ever the musical enthusiast picked up my copy of The Magic Position (Album) by Patrick Woolf. Here, the love affair began.



She'll never forget how her love began, unlike me.


So she comes to me with songs by him i haven't even heard and versions i never knew existed and i do the same. She, despite having the harder job, always outshines me.




Despite her recent admission/confession that she liked 'Folk' music, she's still cooler than me.
But can she solve To The Lighthouse based problems?
No.

She tottled up to me this fine Sunday eve and asked what 'To The Lighthouse' was about. (Die Patrick).
And i told her that i thought it was a bit of a folly about Virginia. And her death.



Then i realised that i'd missed so so much out.
So i sat for about an hour researching every little detail of the song and did her a nice big information overload.


One part was missing.

Saw the spike of the railings
On the 28/3rd floor.

I put it to you, my public.
That it's not
28/3RD
but
28TH/3RD FLOOR.

Virginia died on the 28th of the 3rd.
And thus, the mystery was solved.
God love Wikipedia.









Ps,
Nice to see the boy in something a little bit higher brow than what he's used to.
But lets not make a habit out of it.